The Order

Privacy

A valid email is required to receive a certificate. This page is what we store, and how to ask us to stop or to delete it.

When you ask us to email a Certificate of Ordination, we store: the address you typed, a normalized copy of it so we do not keep the same person twice, the name you asked us to engrave, when you first and last asked, whether that certificate email was accepted by our mail provider (or was only a local test), a source tag for the form, the acknowledgements you gave, and whether you also asked for occasional notes from the Order. We keep a secret link token so you can unsubscribe or delete the record. We do not sell this information, and we do not publish a subscriber list.

If you tick the optional box for occasional notes, we may email you about the Order later. Those emails will include an unsubscribe link. Unsubscribing stops marketing notes; it does not stop a certificate you have just requested. We will not add you to a marketing list unless you tick that box.

This is a fan-made parody and tribute, not affiliated with Duncan Trussell. The certificate is a novelty, not a legal ordination.

Delete a stored record

If you have a privacy link from a certificate email, this page can delete your stored record at once once you confirm. A request typed into the form below, without that link, is recorded for the site owner to carry out. We cannot instantly prove that you own an address entered on a public form, so this form does not delete anything by itself, and the reply will be the same whether or not the address is in our records.